so i'm gonna go ahead and assume that you've heard the new viral youtube sensation song "friday" by rebecca black. in her song she pretty much tells us how much she loves her bowl and debates whether she likes in better in the front or the back. oh, and she really really likes fridays.
the timing for this phenomenon couldn't have been better, as it managed to get big between monday and thursday, so everyone on facebook and twitter can utilize their abundance of friday-themed puns tomorrow (fortunately, the "fried egg" ones are appropriate any day of the week).
now let's be honest here -- by propelling her video to millions of hits over the course of four days, we've pretty much sold our souls to the ark music factory. so whether you like it or not, the world's "friday" obsession is giving r.black the last laugh here. there is no such thing as bad publicity, especially when profit is involved.
oh, on the plus side though, she's also managed to put all this charlie sheen nonsense on the backburner for a good 48 hours (she's not a musician, she's a miracle worker!).
i guess i feel kind of bad for the girl. it's very possible that this song was not written BY her but FOR her, perhaps by the "flo rida" wannabe in her video that comes out of damn nowhere. besides the fact that this will probably be old news by NEXT friday, it brings to us a sobering realization of how powerful the internet is.
i'm 20 years old, so in my lifetime i have witnessed -- and remember quite well -- the world as it was just before it became ruled by the web (i was still using a typewriter in second grade .. wasn't always tech savvy). so i am just old enough to see how ridiculous all these viral videos can be, but just young enough to be equally caught up in it. how fast will the next big videos sweep the internet? perhaps in a matter of hours? seconds??
but this is what we get for opening up the web to virtually any person with access to the internet. anyone can be on youtube, on facebook, on myspace, or on blogs like myself. and if you're anything like r.black, all you have to do is shell out ridiculous amounts of money to delusional entrepreneurs so mommy can watch her preteen daughter become a diluted ke$ha. hey, do you think rebecca black is a part of the illuminati too?